╭∩╮ For Him: Signs You Laid The Pipe RIGHT!
Reading a woman's thoughts and emotions can be quite difficult especially during sex, but there are a few physical and verbal signs that will be great indicators that you are putting in good work and pleasing her right. Some of the signs you may already know, but others maybe new to you. Either way, if you observe any of these reactions in the list, you ARE King dingaling...or daddy as some prefer lol.
She gets the leg shakes
After you're done, she curls up into a fetal position
During sex she repeatedly shouts the name of Jesus or says OMG multiple times in a row
She tells you not to stop
Her eyes roll in the back of her head
She digs her nails in your back
She throws it back
You hear the words, Shit, Fuck or Yeah while you're stroking
She is still coming after you've pulled out
She feels phantom dick at random moments when you're not together
Her Vaginal walls tighten while you're inside
If she texts you a few days later with a "HI :-)" That means she wants some more PIPE!
She can't stand up straight
She loses her hearing
She walks like a cowboy for about three days
She grabs the sheets on the bed
She creates a puddle in the bed that soaks through your sheets
Her toes curl
She lays still for a few seconds right after she cums like she is paralyzed
She gets up to fix you something to eat and drink
She compliments you
She sucks air in between her teeth before moaning
After you're done, She can't speak but only shakes her head to say "yes" or "no" when you try to speak to her
Her moans become high pitched
She calls out your name
She gets goosebumps
She uses the grip of death on your head between her thighs when you give her head
She has to cover her mouth because she's moaning too loud
She starts to stutter while you're hitting it
She grabs the back of your head while you're licking her clitoris
She starts running from the D...hitting that spot sometimes feels too good to handle
Her breaths become short
If your partner displays one or more of these reactions, then you are a MASTER Lover...just make sure you wrap it up and don't give the long stroke to too many women. because you sir will have stalkers!
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